Archive for March, 2008
FNP__PRESIDENT BUSH TO LEAVE REPUBLICAN PARTY
Faux News Press (FNP)_WASHINGTON, D.C.__President George W. Bush today told a small group of reporters with whom he has had very close personal relationships that he would soon leave the Republican Party to form a new political party, according to usually reliable sources. One of the reporters present at this meeting was Israeli super-journalist, Gurli [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )FNP: EMIL APPOINTED AMBASSADOR OF LOVE?
Faux News Press (FNP)_Washington, D.C.: According to insiders at The Washington Post Company, Mr. Donald Graham will establish a new executive office, which will be known as: Love Protocol Number Nine. Through this new section Mr. Graham hopes to remind the world “what it’s all about.” Sources state that Mr. Graham will appoint his Haitian [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )FNP__TEXAS TO BE RENAMED
(Faux News Press)_WASHINGTON, D.C._ Sources close to the President of the United States of America confirm that “W’s” quiet diplomacy with the Republic of Texas and the Republic of Mexico has borne fruit. The Texas legislators have agreed to a measure which renames the State of Texas. It will be added surreptiously to a bill [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )IN RE: THE MR. T/GUARDIAN ANGELS BLOGS
Those viewers who are interested in this blog series should be armed with the order and titles, as the key words are similar and may result in the seeker being shunted to one or two blogs. To give all interested parties the opportunity to view them all, herein please find the complete set, according to [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )FNP: GUARDIAN ANGELS FIGHT IDF AT BORDER
Faux News Press (FNP)_Washington, D.C.: According to usually reliable sources, a pitched battle developed between the Guardian Angel peacekeepers and the IDF earlier today at the northern Palestinian border. The firefight erupted after the IDF opened fire on some children playing a street game similar to the American “hopscotch.” As many of the Guardian Angels [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )FNP: GUARDIAN ANGEL, SLIWA, MEETS WITH MR. T
Faux News Press (FNP)_Washington, D.C.: According to highly placed Palestinian officials and corroborated by Israeli media phenomenon, Gurli Gur, Curtis Sliwa visited the hospital where Mr. T steadfastly guards the comatose Ariel Sharon. They shook hands, and Mr. T guided the Guardian Angel leader into the room where General Sharon rested. There was a moment [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )FNP: NETANYAHU CHASED FROM HOSPITAL
Faux News Press (FNP)__Washington, D.C.: Late on a Friday night last week, hospital employees were gathered around Mr. T, as he entertained them with stories of the filming of Rocky III and with his marvellous imitations of “Sly” Stalone. They were all feeling merry and “family.” Due to the lateness of the hour, there was a bit of free [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )FNP: GUARDIAN ANGELS LEAVE FOR PALESTINE
Faux News Press (FNP)_Washington, D.C.: Friends and family of the Guardian Angels gathered at Kennedy International Airport to see them off, as they embark on a lengthy mission to the Levant. The leader of the Guardian Angels, Curtis Sliwa, has stated that they were asked by representatives of the United Nations Secretary-General Ban, to lead [...]
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FLAGGERS OR FREE RADICALS?
Posted on March 12, 2008. Filed under: Commentary | Tags: flaggers, free radicals, blog bombers, blog terrorists, John Milton's satan, "Evil be thou my good", Jews and communism, "death trains in Hungary", Christians wearing dunces' hats, "bombing blogs", bombing websites", Flagging |
I’ve noticed how difficult it is to “reach” some of my blogs and find myself wondering if a stealthy censorship is going on within the internet “community.” What is censored and by whom? What is censored is any matter that contains too much pith in it that simultaneously offends one or more categories. In regard to [...]
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