Archive for April, 2008
Posted on April 29, 2008. Filed under: Faux News | Tags: "Oui! Vive la change!", answer seemed cryptic, Barbara Friedan, Barbra Streisand, Barney Frank, Bella Abzug, Brian Epstein, Congressional Gay Caucus, David Bowie, David Geffen, Donald Graham, Donnie Graham, Dustin Hoffman, Eddie Murphy, Eleanor Roosevelt, Emil-Mr. Graham's Companion, Faux News Press, FNP, French Embassy, Janet Reno, journalist "dream team", Lance Wiggle, Leonard Bernstein, majestic vision of Donald Graham, Martin Lawrence, Marvin Gay, Mick Jagger, Myra Breckinridge Award, Nobel Peace Prize, Norman Mailer, Oliver Stone, People of Sexually Ambiguous Coloration, Richard Raskind (Renee Richards), Roberta Achtenberg, Sal Menio, Victor Mature |
Faux News Press (FNP)__WASHINGTON. Today, according to usually reliable sources close to The Washington Post, Mr. Donald Graham will unveil the new, prestigious award which the Post will bestow on “People Of Sexually Ambiguous Coloration.” This award, which will be called the “Myra Breckinridge Award,” is to go to any worthy member of this group whose accomplishments [...]
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Posted on April 27, 2008. Filed under: Faux News | Tags: "turn around" offer, anonymous Kuwaiti Prince, Bush Family Charity Trust, Bush family heads for Vegas, can they check out?, casinos seemed vaguely omenous, Chad Clint Calhoun-Bush family spokesman, Christians who don't gamble, Faux News Press, First Rebate Bank of Crawford, FNP, Nero's, Nero's wife, new casino in Vegas, Popaea's, Sen. John McCain will be minority owner |
Faux News Press (FNP)__AUSTIN. Bush family spokesman, Chad Clint Calhoun, announced the the Bush family will sell some of its holdings in First Rebate Bank of Crawford, TX, to an anonymous Kuwaiti Prince. The proceeds will be invested in a new casino in Las Vegas. Senator John McCain will be a minority owner, as well.
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Posted on April 27, 2008. Filed under: Faux News | Tags: & Mexas, ALP Convention in Miami, American Likud Cabinet, Bush family spokesman for Mexas Affairs, Chad Clint Calhoun, Faux News Press, Florexico, FNP, Mexifornia, Mr. Richard Cheney assumes Office of President, President George W. Bush to resign from office, The Department of Steaks, United States of Pan America |
Faux News Press (FNP)__WASHINGTON, DC.__According to sources closely associated with President George W. Bush, the organization of the American Likud Party (“ALP”) has advanced smoothly in all the states. The organizations which have been set up in New York, Illinois, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Mexafornia, Florexico, and Mexas are particularly strong. All the other states will [...]
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Posted on April 27, 2008. Filed under: Faux News | Tags: "emigrating" cattle, "Homeland cattle", "overbranding", a full metal frame, Cattle rustling, Chad Clint Calhoun, Crawford (TX), Debbie Beasley, Faux News Press, FNP, gangs working in southern Texas and northern Mexico, Homeland Security, lost twenty-two head of prized angus, Mexican authorities, Mexican border, Michael Chertoff, newer style branding equipment, partially eaten steer, President George W. Bush, San Antonio, Sheriff Donnie Earl Johnson, slaughtering and dismembering of the steer, steer carcasses, team of rustlers, World community news reporters |
Faux News Press (FNP)__SAN ANTONIO, TX. Reports of cattle rustling near Crawford, TX, has brought journalist from many parts of the world community to San Antonio, TX, where SUVs are rented and driven to Crawford. There, the newspeople spread to various ranches, which have been victimized. The local sheriff, Donnie Earl Johnson, has provided little information, [...]
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Posted on April 23, 2008. Filed under: Faux News | Tags: "excise tax", "head tax", "junk bond" rating, "petrified media establishment", "vow of silence", $100 barrel of oil, African poor, Arthur Sulzberger Jr., Barack H. Obama, Bilderbergers, Boston Globe, CFA, Council on Foreign Affairs, David Gergen, Faux News Press, FNP, International Herald Tribune, Israeli World View, Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, media buy-out, media moguls, Moody's Investor Service, Mossad, New York Times, Penny stock status at NY Times, Russian Moguls, stodgy times, Sulzberger family, Sulzberger family "civil war", tanna leaves, Third World, U.N. treaty-making powers, United Nations, world tax |
Faux News Press (FNP)__Washington, DC__A highly placed source associated with the management of FNP would neither confirm nor deny that Faux News Press was involved in private discussions with Arthur Sulzberger Jr., Chairman of the New York Times Co., regarding the purchase of all shareholdings of the Sulzberger family. The exciting, youthful FNP has been considering [...]
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Posted on April 20, 2008. Filed under: America Today | Tags: "fly by" of evil, "Mal Geste", "other worldly", "rapping at my chamber door", "separation of religion and government", "shooting six under par" management, Aztec revolution, banality of evil, caller's I.D. is blocked, diversity is a prelude to oneness, Evil, filters to protect, historian Hannah Arendt, Outre characters, outre voices, Resident Evil, ringing of my cell phone, Shrinking violet, Spanish haranguer, Techno-hell, The Malkhut, the night of Passover, when evil calls, young villains are the "buds" |
Here, on the night of Passsover, I had a close “fly by” of evil. Is it an accident? I don’t think so. But then, I believe in the power of evil to be manifested here in the realm which cabalist call: The Malkhut. That the forces behind this “mal geste” do not think of themselves [...]
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Posted on April 7, 2008. Filed under: Faux News | Tags: W, Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, Condi, Hillary, Gurli Gur, Faux News Press, Barack Hussein Obama, President Bush, Secretary of State Rice, The Israelis, "bull in the china shop", Mossad, Israeli mole, "his beard had been dyed as black as a raven's wing, scarf token from Condi, Texas Two Step, "Barack camp is 'stonewalling'", the Illinoisian", Lincolnesque, Osama's lovechild, Obama'll be agodfather, Sheikh your booty |
Faux News Press (FNP)__WASHINGTON, DC__According to usually reliable sources in the White House press corps, “W” and Condi are very upset with Democrat presidential hopeful, Barack Hussein Obama, who has contacted and met with al Qaeda leader, Osama bin Laden, in an undisclosed cave somewhere in Turkey. According to these sources, President Bush and Secretary [...]
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Posted on April 27, 2008. Filed under: Commentary | Tags: "block a blog", "Our ideas are weak", "the night country", banned from "New Posts" list, Neo-Uranians, Nixonian idiom, Nomoonnight, organized homosexuals, sexploitation, suffered 2000 years, the aggrieved target, The First Amendment, unlawful to censor sexploitation, WordPress "limited-hang-out" censorship, WordPress hears their pain", YouTube sexploitation |
It has come to the attention of Nomoonnight that his posts, newly created, are not appearing in the “new posts” list. Censorship can occur in many forms. It may be utter and complete. Or it may be “a partial hang-out” form, using a Nixonian idiom. It is too bad that WordPress feels compelled to “block [...]
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