Archive for November, 2008
Posted on November 29, 2008. Filed under: Faux News | Tags: Faux News Press, FNP, Nomoonnight, WFJSTO, World Federation of Jewish Sports-Team Owners, sports meeting in Menaus-Brazil, Brazil divided into "family zones", Professor MacAnthony of the University of Chicago, to establish "protocols", division of valuable Brazilian franchises, A Brazilian syndicate, a Brazilian "Sports Tsar", economic significane of Brazilian franchise zones, cartel's executive board-head of sanhedrin, praised the Jewish genius, Jews taught world to divide and multiply, Lerner family source, Mark Lerner, meeting in Menaus, supreme council and constituent assembly, mysterious Brazilian moguk and personal staff, lush Amazonian terrain, elite Wackenhut guard, great Jewish baritone-Filipi Lipski, acclaimed rising paradiva-Sylvia Gluck, looming SuperBowl, Swearing in of President-Elect Obama, experts on Jewish organizations, establish protocols for Brazilian syndicate, a private "Shangri-la" |
Faux News Press (FNP)_Washington, DC:_FNP has learned of a secret meeting of the World Federation of Jewish Sports-Team Owners (“WFJSTO”), which is being held in Menaus, Brazil. The apparent purpose of this unusual, unannounced meeting is to divide Brazil into “family zones.” FNP inquired of experts in Jewish organizations at the University of Chicago as [...]
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Posted on November 27, 2008. Filed under: Faux News | Tags: Faux News Press, FNP, cyber-tabloid, cyber-newspaper rental units, Norwood Knott--FNP spokesperson, download the daily news, access archived editions, Download FNP in one of 36 languages, transform photographs into realistic 3-D images, FNP images only "general public", go 3-D, instant breaking news on FNP's cyber-tabloid, street news stations approved by Fenty, Dr. Hansel Undgretl, FNP's Innovation Department, mad Scottsman Angus Pull, screenmelt fusion technology, biodegradable cuber-tabloid, Drat Johnson--expert on "screenmelt fusion" technology., FNP Points, "anywhere-anytime" cyber-tabloid |
Faux News Press (FNP)_Washington, D.C.: Executives at FNP have revealed plans to phase out paper-based newspaper issues. The antiquated medium of paper for text & photo issues will be replaced by rental units that are capable of reproducing the look and feel of traditional newspaper frontpages. In the case of FNP the well-respected DC rag [...]
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Posted on November 17, 2008. Filed under: Faux News | Tags: Faux News Press, FNP, "March of the Moguls", "Millionaire Mogul March", mysterious Brazilian mogul solidarity march, DC suburban White Flint Mall, Abe Pollin-Charles E, Smith-Ted Lerner-Donald Graham, Emil presents roses, Adrian Fenty-mayor, Washington Post reporters' chorus, Hava Nagila, shouts of Mazel Tov", March leader Mark Lerner, at Ronald Haft's signal, build-build-build in DC, march to be Fenty Administration's "crown jewel", Jewish state in the Levant, Salete Pond-personal secretary-procurer-valet, Georgetown "hotspot"-The Bosslady, valet to gay Brazilian mogul, Brazil's great landgrab, expropriating rental deposits, Ms Pond the minor real estate figure, is the darkness truly dark?, global occult movement, Friends of the Moguls, representatives of the Israeli Embassy may march, Gur said "Caveat Emptor!" |
Faux News Press (FNP)_Washington, D.C.: FNP has learned from sources close to Mayor Adrian Fenty that a “March of the Moguls” is scheduled to begin on the first day of Hannukah in December, 2008. Dubbed by Fenty insiders as the “Millionaire Man March,” the march is organized to show support for the mysterious Brazilian mogul [...]
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